Month: January 2022

Rollin’ with the Home-ees (See Jane House Hunt)

I’m currently on the search for a new apartment and I forgot how terrible of a time it can be. My boyfriend should be contributing to this grandiose search but since he “works” more than “40 hours a week,” he is somehow exempt from it. Time to put on the big girl pants, because I […]

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Jeans Day (See Jane Have Casual Friday)

Who doesn’t love a jeans day? (The answer: those who aren’t the repressed slaves of corporate America and get to express themselves at work every day with their creative clothing) Well, whatever. This corporate suit loves a denim day! Whenever I hear that a jean-themed Friday is looming, I get dizzy with excitement. What will […]

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A Very Uma Birthday (See Jane Pay Homage)

I want to take this opportunity to wish my beautiful, older sister a very bonne anniversaire. I just hope I can look like her when I’m her age. Ergo, I hope to look like Uma Thurman. Seriously, Sarah is Uma’s doppleganger (obviously, because my sister is way younger than Ms. Thurman). Here are a few […]

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UNessentials (See Jane Exalt the Expendables)

When it comes to my beauty routine, there are only a few things I consider totally essential. (Definition: those items that allow me to leave the house looking like a human) The cleansers, toners, moisturizers listed in my routine post and a few crucial makeup items: Laura Mercier mineral powder spf 15 in natural beige […]

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Nudie Photos (See Jane in the Buff)

First, get your mind out of the gutter! Second, wipe the sweat off your brow–you won’t be flagged at work for looking at this post. Today’s blog is dedicated to all that is flesh-toned-tastic. Nudes and peaches and tans, oh my! Me on an average work day. Hair up, slightly disheveled. Solemn expression. Minimal makeup. […]

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I Hate Being Right (See Jane Be Clairvoyant)

Sometimes my soothsayer tendencies are helpful (multiple choice quizzes, up and coming bands, rock/paper/scissors); other times, like today, I just feel sad that I even shared the vision in my head. It’s snowing outside. Yes, there is a blizzard outside my window. Quelle horreur! I know all my NYC friends are probably yukking it up […]

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Ahoy Hoy? (See Jane Go Nautical)

Nautical for spring. How groundbreaking. Stop fighting it! Nothing gets your gears grinding for spring like a set of stripes. Yes, it’s mainstream and expected, but it’s the American (or is it French?) way. Even hipsters can’t deny the lure that is stripes this time of year. As soon as you don some, it’s automatically […]

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Where’s the Flood? (See Jane Dig for Clams)

It’s gorgeous out today, so naturally I want to show some skin. My bare ankles are coming out to see the world! Don’t be nervous, Ankles, you’ll find that the world is right where you left it. Disclaimer: This isn’t an outfit you wear to impress a guy as it’s a well-known fact that men […]

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